ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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