So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
This is the high leading the old right now
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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