how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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