Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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