I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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