We're like a lot better than the average bears
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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