I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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