OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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