my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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