do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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