I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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