My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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