I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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