i jhust puked up my retainher.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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