I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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