First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Randomize