party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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