like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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