I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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