He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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