I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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