i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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