Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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