she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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