that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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