Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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