Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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