I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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