would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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