Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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