? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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