no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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