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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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