Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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