Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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