fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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