last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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