Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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