My sheets look like a crime scene.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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