dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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