Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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