You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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