As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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