pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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