She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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