She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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