Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I can't turn off my feet"
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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