Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Randomize
