It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
