i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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