I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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