I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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