I got chris browned last night
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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