I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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