the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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