My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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