moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You may now shotgun with the bride
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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