weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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