apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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