Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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