Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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