if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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